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...or
have hung out with one too long.
- You know that the farm is in Athabasca, and the Lake is in Alberta Beach.
- You can do math easily, but you don't know how to spell "tha",
"thau"?, "the"?
- You have a desire be be right all the time. In fact, you are right
all the time. Even when others try to correct you (because they are a
Haukenfrers as well), you know you're right.
- You can't name all your cousins without help - and then you still forget
one.
- When they start talking about "Erika", "Joanne" or
"Helga", you have to ask which one.
- Bienenstich never lasts more than 5 minutes in your house. And you
know that it is a toss up between Tante Erika and Onkel Hans who bakes the
best one.
- It's not an official family gathering until Bienenstich has been served.
- You know the secret, ok, not so secret family greeting - "Moin"
- You can show up at a relative's house, unexpected, and be fed well.
- You're favourite vegetable is any form of Cabbage (Sauerkraut, Red
Cabbage, Kale etc.)
- You like to eat "Pinkel", a sausage consisting mainly of fat and
grits.
- Any location of a family gathering starts looking like a "R.V.
Park".
- You check this web site at least once a month.
- Your email address ends with "@haukenfrers.net"
- You don't pay for computer support, you just call Ron.
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